this is what i've learned that love is:i love you means that if i order a sub sandwhich with everything on it, and i ask you if you want anything, and you say no, that no matter that i love pizza valley sandwhiches i will give you half my sandwhich. even if i'm absolutely starving, i will give you half my sandwhich. it means if there's only a little bit of coke left in my 2 liter, and you know how i love my caffeine, that i'll give you the last of my coke if you're thirsty. it means that even though you said you wanted cheesecake while i wanted chocolate cake, that when the chocolate cake comes i know you would rather have the chocolate, i will eat the cheesecake even though i would have killed a motherfucker for my chocolate cake. i love you means that even though our house is hot as hell because we have no airconditioning, i will let you sleep on the half of the bed that gets the air from the box fan even if it means that i have to sweat all night long. i love you means that if there's only enough food in the cupboard to feed one i will feed you before i feed myself. i love you means that i'll iron your jeans for you even though i think ironing jeans is stupid, that jeans don't need ironing, and that i hate ironing. it means i'll let you use my deoderant even though it's secret and you'll smell like a woman while you're at work. it means i'll let you use my toothbrush, my towel, my battery charger, my credit card, i'll let you talk me into body piercings, pick out my clothes at ross because you don't like the ones i have. love means you will let me wear your boxers, your t-shirts, take your extra change lying around. love means i will not eat your deritos. love means i'll let you buy the brand name fabric softener even though i think the generic smells the same. love means that i'll let you buy a 60 dollar bottle of wine even though i think you could have gotten the same taste with a 20 dollar bottle. love is when the dog takes off one of my teddy bear's eyes you try to put it back in his head before you tell me he got mauled. love is letting me give the dog away because he tried to eat brucie bear. love is eating my cornbread when it doesn't have enough sugar. love means you let the cat sleep wtih us because i like her company when i fall asleep even though you get flea bites on your ass. love is when you give me half your burger because you only had enough for one.